Hes such a guy!!!

Once upon a time, in a land far far away,

Lived a weirdo who was born in May,

Crazy , Silly , Stupid and Funny,

Who remindes me of bugs bunny.

He makes me wait, on and on, Telling me he'll be back soon,

And doesnt show up till I m ready to tear out my hair,

Bored to death,i m just staring at the moon,

With my ass permenently flattened to my chair..

He always has the weirdest excuses to tell,

I was early, but My flatmate forgot the key,

I wanted to be early, but I lost my credit card,

Last bt not the least, D cabbie dropped me off in a weird dark alley.

He makes me so mad, I narrow my eyes,

And he attempts to make me melt wid his sighs,

Takes Haw on his side and begs with a innocent face,

Makes me think, he is such an adorable nutcase.

He makes me cross and he makes me yell,

whether he will change his ways, only time will tell,

If he ever promises and then is again late,

Tht will be the last night I'll spend in wait!!!

P.S: Men i tell u!!!

P.P.S : Pathetic attempt at rhyming. bt i had a lot of fun imagining the crazy always late guy and writing this. Hope u guys hav fun reading it too!!

P.P.P.S: Hmmpphhh!!! (glares)